the "fuck captcha" post

[piroshkis]

god damn it TFLN

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[piroshkis]

...is that a yes, then? >)

[Why do you even text this little shit srsly.]

[latebloomingeros]

[Something something trying to be a good influence on him something?? Yuuri isn't sure sometimes, honestly.]

NO! Viktor and I haven't even

[Then he thinks better of that second sentence being a little overshare-y, tries to delete it... and accidentally hits send instead. Whoops.]

[piroshkis]

OKAY first of all: gross.

second of all: wtf why not????

[Hey, he can be nasty and judgey AND also care about your sex life.]

[latebloomingeros]

Please just disregard that message

[piroshkis]

you mean the message I've already screencapped and will never be forgetting about ever?

[latebloomingeros]

Why would you screencap that? Who would even care about seeing it???

[piroshkis]

me, every morning, when i need to laugh

[latebloomingeros]

It's nothing to laugh about! We just... haven't felt like we needed to rush too much about it?

[piroshkis]

that's...........really romantic. gross.

[latebloomingeros]

Sorry, but you *were* the one who asked why.

[piroshkis]

yeah well forget i asked. gross.

[latebloomingeros]

It's a little late for that *now*, but alright.

[piroshkis]

i already see ur weird sex life like 24/7 it's 2much

[latebloomingeros]

Don't say it like that, please. You make it sound like we're some kind of exhibitionists! D:

[piroshkis]

hey i don't know what you guys do on your days off.

[latebloomingeros]

Thankfully.

[piroshkis]

g r o s s seriously how does your dog stand it

[latebloomingeros]

Not understanding English probably helps. And dogs are good at ignoring things that aren't interesting to them.

[piroshkis]

lucky dog. oh that reminds me there was a poll about you guys on phichit's insta the other day and all your fans think you speak "russapanlish" at home. true/false?

[latebloomingeros]

More or less true? It's about the same as when we talk with you around, with a little less Russian since I don't know that much and a little more Japanese since he was in Hasetsu long enough to pick a bit more up. Mostly English either way.

[piroshkis]

is viktor's accent still terrible?

[Says the guy who makes the triplets literally fall over with laughter every time he even attempts a "konnichiwa".]

[latebloomingeros]

It's not quite as bad as it was at first.

[It's still pretty bad.]

[piroshkis]

he made an old lady cry. i don't know what he was trying to say or what he actually said but she was HORRIFIED.

[latebloomingeros]

That was one time! It would take a while to explain, my town's dialect is pretty different from standard Tokyo-Japanese, and... Honestly, it's just a good thing she didn't beat him with her umbrella or something.

[piroshkis]

viktor just needs to not talk to old women. problem solved.