the "fuck captcha" post

[piroshkis]

god damn it TFLN

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[piroshkis]

SHUT UP!!

wait who're the other two?

[phichitchu]

Don't yell at me because of your own Freudian slip.

The other two are Guang-Hong Ji and a girl in the junior division named Min-Su. It's based on an SNS poll, so Yuuri and Seung-Gil and Otabek weren't considered because they never use social media (¬､¬)

[piroshkis]

otabek sucks at social media. he's as bad as my grandpa. they both just learned to google things.

well do you guys get medals or something??? is it just south asia???

[phichitchu]

It's not that serious, Yuri! It's just for bragging rights. (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

[piroshkis]

oh.

that's fine, then. [He was going to be real mad about being left out.]

[phichitchu]

For what it's worth, I love your instagram posts!

[piroshkis]

oh.

thanks. i'd like yours more if you put a cat in them.

[That's the most genuine compliment he's ever given anyone, ever.]

[phichitchu]

I wish! Celestino is super allergic though so I can only have hamsters or hairless pets.

[piroshkis]

get one of those hairless cats. they're really cute.

[There is no such thing as an ugly cat.]

[phichitchu]

My mom would never forgive me. She thinks they're evil.

[piroshkis]

what wait seriously? that's rly weird

[phichitchu]

Yeah, but she's kind of superstitious. And she thinks they look like oversized rats.

[piroshkis]

yeah but rats don't really snuggle.

or i guess maybe they do? you have hamsters you know more than me.

[phichitchu]

Rodents definitely snuggle. They like warm places.

[piroshkis]

like body cavities?

[phichitchu]

Wow, that's dirty, Yuri. I just meant nestled in my arms.

[piroshkis]

oh.

that's sort of cute. don't they bite?

[phichitchu]

Only if you scare them. If they feel safe and secure, they just curl up and it's adorable!

[piroshkis]

oh.

[There's a long pause, then, indignant, as if this is somehow Phichit's fault:] cats don't get along with them though!

[phichitchu]

I just Googled it to be sure, and cats and hamsters can coexist if you teach your kitty not to eat them! But I won't blame a cat for following her instincts, though.

[piroshkis]

yulia likes to eat spiders and she'll chase pretty much everything else so

i don't want any animals to get hurt. [Yuri is staunchly pro-animal (all his fur is faux). Unless he can eat them. His one weakness.]

[phichitchu]

Awww!! I promise, if we ever have a pet play date, I'll make sure my hamsters stay in their little plastic exercise balls. Hopefully Yulia doesn't decide to play football.

Also, Yulia is such a good name!

[piroshkis]

nah she's too little. she'll probably try to climb on them, though.

thanks. yulia lipnitskaya, y'know. do your fuzzballs have names?

[phichitchu]

You named your kitten after another Russian skater? I'm sure she's honored!

Mine have much less thoughtful names. Caramel, Cream, and Honey. I was going to name them Bronze, Silver, and Gold, but Yuuri said that was kind of sad, since no one is ever content with second or third place.

[piroshkis]

she liked the photo we tagged her in, so.

nah that's cute. i mean, that you didn't want to make them feel bad.