the "fuck captcha" post

[piroshkis]

god damn it TFLN

Comments

[yokunaru]

But I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do! I didn't even know it was in the bag I handed her.

[piroshkis]

why do you even have one of those???

[yokunaru]

It wasn’t mine, a fan gave it to me! It was hidden with the rest of the stuffed animals and flowers. I didn’t even think about checking the items before handing them off…

Should I try to find her??

[piroshkis]

no. let it go and never mention it again.

[yokunaru]

But won't she get the wrong impression if I leave it like that?

[piroshkis]

tbh i don't think you can make any worse of an impression katsudon

savage

[yokunaru]

What's that supposed to mean??

the worst child

[piroshkis]

the first time i saw you you were crying in a bathroom stall.

[Lies and slander, the first time Yurio saw Yuri he was kicking ass on a Youtube video and Yurio got all his posters. But he'll take that secret to his death.]

omg that's cute though

[yokunaru]

I think "weird pervert who gave me a dildo" is on a whole different level than "figure skater who cried in a bathroom stall", Yurio..."

you know it's true you know he's a katsuki fanboy

[piroshkis]

what are the chances that she's already found and looked at it though? showing up would mean having to explain it to her face

yurio, he always knew you cared!!!!

[yokunaru]

Maybe not that high, but she'll look in there eventually! Wouldn't it be better to explain it to her face than let her make her own conclusions?


(ooc: also I would play out a thread with the poster thing tbh, just saying)

HE DOESN'T CARE SHUT UP

[piroshkis]

what are you gonna say? "it's from a fan because they care about my sex life"?

[ooc: omg can you imagine yurio would diiiiie of embarrassment.]

:D

[yokunaru]

[That long pause probably says it all, honestly. Yurio nailed it.]

Yeah...actually. Except I'd say that the fan cares TOO MUCH about my sex life.

I've never gotten anything like this before. Do your fans give you creepy things, too?

(ooc: which means we should do it, right??? )

[piroshkis]

yes. usually pornographic art.

[ooc: omg i'm so down :D

[yokunaru]

What??? You've gotten that from your fans?

[It's easy to forget his own dilemma when he feels the sudden flash of protectiveness and dismay for Yurio. What kind of fan does that?]


(ooc: I can pm you later and we can figure something out? :D )

[piroshkis]

yes.

they know what i SMELL like, katsudon. of course i've gotten that.

[ooc: yes yessss gimme :D]

[yokunaru]

[What...even... Yuuri doesn't have words for how disturbed he feels right now. ]

Yurio, has anyone ever told you your fans sound really creepy?


(ooc: ok I'll message you soon!)

[piroshkis]

yes. me, to myself. often.

but srsly you've gotta know they do the same to you.

[yokunaru]

The same...you mean pornographic art???

But I've never seen any in the letters I've gotten before!

[...probably because someone's already gone through those for him.]

[piroshkis]

lmao it's on the internet, piggy. seriously don't you ever google?

[But then, with a slight touch of the sympathy, the (dare I say) affection that hides under the prickly surface:]

it usually gets taken down pretty quickly. people complain.

[People = Yurio. Complain = threaten to sue. Nobody fucks with Katsudon except him.]

[yokunaru]

I try not to look myself up on the internet, especially after last year. It usually doesn't end well.

[Read: it makes his anxiety act up, and he'd much rather avoid anything that will trigger it if he can.]

Oh, really? At least it sounds like some people are looking out for us. They take down yours, too, right?

[piroshkis]

why not? what are people saying?

[HE'LL KILL THEM. (ง'̀-'́)ง]

nah, i don't really care. it's not real anyways.

[yokunaru]

Speculating about my retirement after my first GPF. It's all stuff you've already heard before. Don't worry about it.

[Not that comments like that don't affect him anymore--he is known as the biggest glass heart around, after all--but he's gotten a little better at ignoring them now.]

Heh. You're way better at dealing with this than I am. Thinking about it makes my skin crawl a little.

[piroshkis]

oh that.

they're already speculating about mine, so they're full of it. don't be worried about it. that goes for the weird fans too. what matters is what you think of yourself.

or whatever.

[yokunaru]

With yours? But you just barely made your Senior debut!

[He really doesn't understand the way people work sometimes.]

I know. I'll remember to keep that in mind.

You know, considering I sent the first text to you on accident, this was really helpful. Thanks, Yurio.