the "fuck captcha" post

[piroshkis]

god damn it TFLN

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[phichitchu]

[YES. #ThingsPhichitLivesFor]

[piroshkis]

[76 pictures later:]

the rest are on my computer. she got into the hood of my sweatshirt the other day and i killed my battery taking videos.

[phichitchu]

Your cat is so cute I might have to steal her from you.

Your smile is also really cute.

[piroshkis]

you can TRY she's loyal to me~

wtf it's not i'm not smiling in these

[Not in ALL of them. Just the ones where you can see his face.]

[phichitchu]

You're smiling in enough of them for me to tell.

[piroshkis]

shut up it's no big deal

[phichitchu]

It's cute. Smile in a selfie with me, okay?

[piroshkis]

maybe one. unless you beat me in something then no fucking way.

[phichitchu]

The fact that you think I can is bringing tears to my eyes.

[piroshkis]

stranger things have happened ok

viktor got laid for example

[phichitchu]

I realize you're not objective about this but Viktor is incredibly hot.

[piroshkis]

ew why gross

[phichitchu]

Are you sure you want to ask me "why"? I don't have much of a filter.

[piroshkis]

please don't go into detail it's bad enough reading the news articles jizzing themselves about him

and watching katsudon do that too.

[phichitchu]

Hush you, Yuuri's being adorable. This is the first time he's had this, don't make him self-conscious about it.

[piroshkis]

that's legit my favorite pastime is making him self-conscious. wtf am I supposed to do with my time now?

but I mean I guess him and viktor are slightly less unbearable when they're being all gross and domestic together.

[phichitchu]

I kind of just pretend they're on their own planet. I also think about how many likes and follows I'll get on social media when I post the photos to their fan club pages.

[piroshkis]

planet sap. planet gross-out. planet "i'm trying to eat a goddamn granola bar over here".

wait how many?

[phichitchu]

If you use the hashtag #viktuuri on a photo of them, you'll have twice the followers the next morning! Even people who don't like skating will support gay athletes. Add #lovewins for a bonus boost in attention!

[piroshkis]

goddamn you've got it down to a science. i'm impressed ngl.

[phichitchu]

I sprained my ankle once and couldn't skate for two weeks so I figured out how the instagram tag system works. I mean, how else could a skater with a mediocre international ranking be so beloved on social media? Other than my cute smile, of course.

[piroshkis]

oh come on you're not mediocre you made it to the damn GPF.

then again so did katsudon so.....

[phichitchu]

It's so cute when you pretend you don't respect Yuuri as a skater when you obviously do.

[piroshkis]

shut up i'm not cute! you're cute!

wait shit

[phichitchu]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I mean I know I'm cute; I'm one of the Three Most Adorable Skaters in Asia.

But I didn't know you thought I was cute!