the "fuck captcha" post

[piroshkis]

god damn it TFLN

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[phichitchu]

My mom would never forgive me. She thinks they're evil.

[piroshkis]

what wait seriously? that's rly weird

[phichitchu]

Yeah, but she's kind of superstitious. And she thinks they look like oversized rats.

[piroshkis]

yeah but rats don't really snuggle.

or i guess maybe they do? you have hamsters you know more than me.

[phichitchu]

Rodents definitely snuggle. They like warm places.

[piroshkis]

like body cavities?

[phichitchu]

Wow, that's dirty, Yuri. I just meant nestled in my arms.

[piroshkis]

oh.

that's sort of cute. don't they bite?

[phichitchu]

Only if you scare them. If they feel safe and secure, they just curl up and it's adorable!

[piroshkis]

oh.

[There's a long pause, then, indignant, as if this is somehow Phichit's fault:] cats don't get along with them though!

[phichitchu]

I just Googled it to be sure, and cats and hamsters can coexist if you teach your kitty not to eat them! But I won't blame a cat for following her instincts, though.

[piroshkis]

yulia likes to eat spiders and she'll chase pretty much everything else so

i don't want any animals to get hurt. [Yuri is staunchly pro-animal (all his fur is faux). Unless he can eat them. His one weakness.]

[phichitchu]

Awww!! I promise, if we ever have a pet play date, I'll make sure my hamsters stay in their little plastic exercise balls. Hopefully Yulia doesn't decide to play football.

Also, Yulia is such a good name!

[piroshkis]

nah she's too little. she'll probably try to climb on them, though.

thanks. yulia lipnitskaya, y'know. do your fuzzballs have names?

[phichitchu]

You named your kitten after another Russian skater? I'm sure she's honored!

Mine have much less thoughtful names. Caramel, Cream, and Honey. I was going to name them Bronze, Silver, and Gold, but Yuuri said that was kind of sad, since no one is ever content with second or third place.

[piroshkis]

she liked the photo we tagged her in, so.

nah that's cute. i mean, that you didn't want to make them feel bad.

[phichitchu]

Good! And they're my babies, so of course I want them to know I love them equally. But they're colored like the medals, so I thought it would be cute...

[piroshkis]

well it's a double meaning then. or whatever.

you should make them a little podium.

[phichitchu]

That would be so cute!! But they'd probably poop all over it.

[piroshkis]

well yeah they're hamsters they don't know any better

they're not CATS

[phichitchu]

I wish I could litter train my hamsters. Maybe that'll be my next off-season project!

[piroshkis]

train them to do flips or something. you can train rats too, right?

[phichitchu]

Yes! Rodents are really smart, they can do incredible things. But mine are hamsters, not rats.

[piroshkis]

i know THAT. but they're like. cousins.

[phichitchu]

Yeah, that's fair. But are your cousins anything like you?