the "fuck captcha" post

[piroshkis]

god damn it TFLN

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[piroshkis]

more aerodynamic. you could skate the tragic story of a lonely cueball who falls off the pool table.

[goldmedalvicturi]

Or I could get a perm and look like Makkachin!

[piroshkis]

tbh i think that'd work better for you. you could do couples skate.

[goldmedalvicturi]

omg yurio you're right. It could be a beautiful couples skate with me and my other son that isn't you!

[piroshkis]

you'd be banned from every rink in the world.

[piroshkis]

ALSO I'M NOT YOUR SON!!!!

[goldmedalvicturi]

IT'D BE TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR THEM TO BAN ME

AND YOU ARE MY SON JUST ADMIT IT

[piroshkis]

STOP CAPSLOCKING AT ME IT'S PISSING ME OFF

[goldmedalvicturi]

NEVERRRRRR

[piroshkis]

i'm gonna tell your boyfriend you cry at hallmark commercials and he's gonna laugh at you

[goldmedalvicturi]

Oh~ He already knows. And those donate to the animals commercials!!

I know you cry at the animal ones especially with the little kitties.

[piroshkis]

fuck u those are really sad

[goldmedalvicturi]

in the arms of the aangeeel. Far awaaay from hereee~

[piroshkis]

if you don't knock it off i'm gonna steal your credit card and donate 500000000руб to LAPA

[goldmedalvicturi]

Well, at least it would be a donation~

[piroshkis]

you know 80% of russians wear fur???? assholes.

[goldmedalvicturi]

Yuri, you're Russian...

[piroshkis]

i'm in the 20%!!!

[goldmedalvicturi]

Well that's true... but don't you wear your cat as a scarf sometimes?

[piroshkis]

she does that all by herself. it's voluntary catscarfing.

[goldmedalvicturi]

Liar, I saw you toss her over your neck a few times when you were cold. She just does it as self preservation now.

I'm going to send her a new packet of treats~

[piroshkis]

she started it when i was a kid. she'd crawl on my neck sometimes.

[He's not gonna say "when I was sad" because he's a manly badass.]

what kind of treats? she likes salmon better than tuna.

[goldmedalvicturi]

The good kind that she likes. Its salmon so she'll be happy and fat!

[piroshkis]

okay but as long as she eats all her dinner too.

[goldmedalvicturi]

She's fat, of course she will.