the "fuck captcha" post

[piroshkis]

god damn it TFLN

Comments

[phichitchu]

I realize you're not objective about this but Viktor is incredibly hot.

[piroshkis]

ew why gross

[phichitchu]

Are you sure you want to ask me "why"? I don't have much of a filter.

[piroshkis]

please don't go into detail it's bad enough reading the news articles jizzing themselves about him

and watching katsudon do that too.

[phichitchu]

Hush you, Yuuri's being adorable. This is the first time he's had this, don't make him self-conscious about it.

[piroshkis]

that's legit my favorite pastime is making him self-conscious. wtf am I supposed to do with my time now?

but I mean I guess him and viktor are slightly less unbearable when they're being all gross and domestic together.

[phichitchu]

I kind of just pretend they're on their own planet. I also think about how many likes and follows I'll get on social media when I post the photos to their fan club pages.

[piroshkis]

planet sap. planet gross-out. planet "i'm trying to eat a goddamn granola bar over here".

wait how many?

[phichitchu]

If you use the hashtag #viktuuri on a photo of them, you'll have twice the followers the next morning! Even people who don't like skating will support gay athletes. Add #lovewins for a bonus boost in attention!

[piroshkis]

goddamn you've got it down to a science. i'm impressed ngl.

[phichitchu]

I sprained my ankle once and couldn't skate for two weeks so I figured out how the instagram tag system works. I mean, how else could a skater with a mediocre international ranking be so beloved on social media? Other than my cute smile, of course.

[piroshkis]

oh come on you're not mediocre you made it to the damn GPF.

then again so did katsudon so.....

[phichitchu]

It's so cute when you pretend you don't respect Yuuri as a skater when you obviously do.

[piroshkis]

shut up i'm not cute! you're cute!

wait shit

[phichitchu]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I mean I know I'm cute; I'm one of the Three Most Adorable Skaters in Asia.

But I didn't know you thought I was cute!

[piroshkis]

SHUT UP!!

wait who're the other two?

[phichitchu]

Don't yell at me because of your own Freudian slip.

The other two are Guang-Hong Ji and a girl in the junior division named Min-Su. It's based on an SNS poll, so Yuuri and Seung-Gil and Otabek weren't considered because they never use social media (¬､¬)

[piroshkis]

otabek sucks at social media. he's as bad as my grandpa. they both just learned to google things.

well do you guys get medals or something??? is it just south asia???

[phichitchu]

It's not that serious, Yuri! It's just for bragging rights. (๑˃́ꇴ˂̀๑)

[piroshkis]

oh.

that's fine, then. [He was going to be real mad about being left out.]

[phichitchu]

For what it's worth, I love your instagram posts!

[piroshkis]

oh.

thanks. i'd like yours more if you put a cat in them.

[That's the most genuine compliment he's ever given anyone, ever.]

[phichitchu]

I wish! Celestino is super allergic though so I can only have hamsters or hairless pets.

[piroshkis]

get one of those hairless cats. they're really cute.

[There is no such thing as an ugly cat.]

[phichitchu]

My mom would never forgive me. She thinks they're evil.