the "fuck captcha" post

[piroshkis]

god damn it TFLN

Comments

[iceflares]

...No, your lovely grandfather actually asked me if I was dating you.

...But you do know the person, I introduced him to you once and said you didn't liked him.

[piroshkis]

did he seriously? that's amazing omg

mila i don't like ANYONE. you could literally be talking about anyone you've introduced me to ever in my life.

[iceflares]

What do you mean amazing? How is that amazing?

...Fiiine it's the hockey player.

[piroshkis]

I dunno it's funny. He's never asked anyone else that.

The beefy one? With the tattoo?

[iceflares]

Why would be ask me that? Do you want to date me?

And yes, that one that you also kind of cursed to hell and back because he cheated.

[piroshkis]

dating is exhausting who dates anymore u g h

[That's not an answer????]

oh. that guy. do you like him or whatever?

[iceflares]

That is not an answer, sweetie~

( and then we go to the other thing here. )

idk...he wanted us to meet because he said he wanted to explain why he did that and well...

[piroshkis]

don't call me sweetie >(

did you fuck him

did he use protection

are you pregnant with a hockey puck

[iceflares]

photo attachment.

OF COURSE NOT.

...just kind of remembered how it was you know...

...no probably you don't -_-.

[piroshkis]

[photo attachment]

don't assume stuff!!! i know things!!!

[iceflares]

You're adorable.

WHAT!?

Have you been going around doing things behind my back? How dare you~

[piroshkis]

shut up i'm manly as hell

wouldn't you like to know ;p

[iceflares]

You're adorably manly.

G A S P S

Are you cheating on me? I will tell your grandfather.

[piroshkis]

we aren't DATING!!! don't tell him stuff, you'll confuse him!!!

[iceflares]

You will be lucky if you were.

But he likes talking with me! He even sent me a Christmas gift.

[piroshkis]

did he seriously? what was it?

[iceflares]

You can ask him to know, Yuri.